Happy Birthday to me

Ok ..I'm 24 years old now. and when I look back at the year which went by, I feel it has been the most stressful year and I've a feeling its going to be the same this year too.And moreover i dont feel the same kind of excitement i felt when i turned 2. Infact i was anxious because i had doubled my age in a year, and if that keeps up I'ld be 64 by the time I become 6.

Somebody has rightly said." The only thing that comes to us without effort is Age". and its so damn true. I mean you put an effort in so many other things in life but you may end up with nothing.

You know what I've decided to put some effort at other things and to start off i intend to do something about the recession. Fight it. I'm going to INVEST. I'm going to SAVE and buy a car. Bring down recession to the floor and pee on it and tell recession .....You cant mess with me. I'm still framing ways of fighting recession but that maybe in my next blog.See i just dont try to ruin your day by writing this blog. I also try to do some research and provide solutions.Maybe thats another thing I should have on my agenda of things to do for the year.

Supposing I live for another 50 more years. that leaves me with roughly 18ooo odd days. which in an accountants view is not much. But what the hell. Like I read somewhere; to a feeling man, life is a tragedy but to a thinking man, its a comedy.

Mallu, Malabari, Keralite, Malayalee.... who are we anyways??

Now what do we call a person who is from Kerala?

A. Mallu
B.Malabari
C.Keralite
D.Keralan
E.Madrasi
F.Malayalee

No this is not a million rupee question. But the person who can give the right answer will get a free head massage at a local barber shop near my place.

The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers

Now what would you do if you have to torture somebody..

you can Use a very sharp knife and slowly peel off each layer of skin,Pull out their hair, strand by strand or go crazy and just tug and pull, Pull out their fingernails and toenails one by one with a rusted pair of tweesers,Lay them down in a bed of starving ants.... naked,or tie them to a rope overhanging a tank of sharks & slowly start cutting the rope.maybe just send them to meet raghu for a roadies audition.

But hey I'ld just take them to the nearby place where i cut my hair and i'ld just ask them to get a head massage.

P.S . please contact me for the address.

Happy Happy New year

Another Year goes by, meaning we inch that much closer to going six feet under. Another year meaning another 365 days to right some wrongs of the previous year.

I'm sure there would have been lot of people who would have stayed up till midnight to make sure the previous year leaves, but the optimists would have stayed up to see the new year in.

My New Year's Resolution: To tolerate the fools at work more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. In short , Maybe find a better job.

Apart from that for me its just a New Year with same goals which is a carry forward of the previous years.

So cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.