Miss...Take...Anyone??

Happy New Year to Everyone!!

One more year gone away from our lives. One more year of mistakes left behind.

Ever kept a diary? Well i haven't... And even if i had i would have observed that all the mistakes i make in my life would be repeating itself.

Now here's a story i had read somewhere.

Once 2 Hunters go hunting to a dense forest.They charter a plane to help them get there. The pilot drops them in the forest and they go hunting for 2 days. The pilot returns after 2 days to get the hunters and the hunted.

The pilot looks at the animals and says"I can take all other animals except the ox and the 2 zebras as I don't think the Plane can take its weight"
The 1st hunter says "But we took animals exactly like these in a similar plane last time we came hunting"

The pilot after a lot of deliberations finally got convinced and took the ox and the zebra along in the plane.

Just after the plane took off it came crashing down a few hundred feet away from where they took off.But all of them unhurt.

The 2 hunters came out and so did the pilot rubbing his forehead covered in blood.

The 1st hunter asks the 2nd one. "Any idea where we crashed"
The 2nd hunter says" I think we are just a bit off from where we crashed the last time!!"

The Morale of the Story...You need to be intelligent to make mistakes as well.New ones of course.

Intelligence makes us aware and thus helps us to learn from our mistakes the first time around. So live intelligenty and never commit the same mistake

Mistakes are fine. But if you commit the same mistake again and again then it becomes a sin.

Personally i like mistakes, unless you are saving somebodies life.Seriously, mistakes are all over us. We just don't realise them.

Anyways Here's wishing you all again an intelligent and an eventful 2010.

Tribute to the Walk

Ever noticed how you walk??

Well I got a chance and its pathetic... I just joined a gym and they have these big big mirrors on all sides...probably to make you feel bad about the extra flab and the bulging tummies and work harder.. But somehow it doesn't work.. you just feel bad for a month and then get back to your chips and noodles in your couch.

Anyways my point is.. I started going to the Gym and noticed my self in the mirror ...Walking!! yea and i realised its pathetic ...And i need to change.

So what do i do?

I do an analysis on the different walking styles as i dint have any better job to do.
So here goes.

1. Gandhi Walk.. Remember Dandi March? Ever seen the determination in his walk to liberate India. and a stick is a must for this style of walking. Maybe that's why its not popular yet.

2. Cat Walk... Needs no introduction. Mother of all Walks. Guys would have infarct done a PhD on this style.. They would know the movements right from head to toe.Very popular walking style among girls and keeps the guys occupied too.

3. P Walk.. Now this is a style we would have all done in our life. Ever faced a situation where you had to go to the restroom badly and you had to walk a long distance to get there.. If not try it!!

4. Penguin Walk.. If you watch National Geographic Channel you'll know what this walk is all about.Again popular among girls but Guys too tend to follow.

5. Ouch Walk.. What do you say when your shoe bites.. ouch!!! you can actually hear Ouchs when they walk...

6. Kick Walk.. This is a very unique way of walking. Line up footballs in your path and go on walking and kicking the balls at the same time... you have this walk! Our Good ol' Mohanlal is the master of this walk.

7. Depressed Walk.. This is a walk characterised by all the depressed people out there. They walk as if they are forced to walk in this world.

Anyways Like they say..Walking gets the feet moving, the blood moving, the mind moving. And movement is life. So Keep Walking and and enjoy the video.

Save Us.... We're Sinking

Funny isn't it. Just a couple of months back we were complaining of late monsoons and drought. Now when the rains are finally here, we are complaining thats its raining too much.

Take our Indian team in Champions Trophy for example. We all went ga ga over our teams performance in all the previous tournaments. But now all the ga ga has disappeared.

The one pleasant thing however in the CT was the entire nation rooting for Pakistan in the Pak vs Aus match which Pak had to win to let India through to the semis. Don't remember such support from Indians for the Paks before and that too when India was playing another match at the same time.

We as Indians have the habit of complaining for all sorts of things. Right from Sachin getting bowled to food not being spicy. We complain when we have rains and if it doesn't rain, we again complain.

Now what if we dont have any reason to complain? No prize for any guesses. We complain of not having any reason to complain.

Talking about Complaints, I have a friend in office. We call him the "Complaint Box". Why?... Because he complaints about almost everything. Right from the Cab he takes to arrive at the office to the mouse he uses. Not that myself and others are far behind in complaining. But you see he really does it from the bottom of his heart.

I think its a motivational factor for all of us. Complaining gives us a sense of satisfaction.

Anyways,my Point!!.... The whole world is complaining.

And for those who dont have anything to complain about... enjoy the video below.

This...for all Mallus

Return of the Zzzz...

Looking back at the time i started writing this blog, i realised that it was a sponatneous thing. I was bored and my day was becoming a drag then. I was having a long weekend of 4 days back then and nothing to do which prompted me to start blogging.

Almost a year now, and i thought it was a good idea to take stock of what i did the last one year and where i stand.
Well not much people read my blog for obvious reasons. They obviously dont want to have a bad day. I was not able to create a brand of my blog during Nov - May when i was the most active. And to those whom i had to plead to read my blog, well i never got to hear from them again. I hope you guys are still out there.

So going forward I'm planning to do some serious blogging, not just any random thoughts but structured writing like you see in the novels. So dont be surprised if you get an sms in your mobile after an year inviting you for the launch of my book.

And secondly I'm goin to provide this blog with loads of information. Not that my blog was not informative before . Remember I had written a blog on why people snore and gave my analysis on the Chinese people making fishing nets and mosquito bats. But i still feel we should be concerned about larger things in life. for ex: why do people not feel hungry after they eat? and not Why Chadrayaan failed?

Now thats Rocket Science for you. And I ain't no Rocket Scientist.